Saturday, February 3, 2007

Whats up brohams? Punchy!!

A couple of reasons why this video is funny:
How they open it, Whats up BROhams?
Punchy it just sounds funny.
All these characters are funny looking. Faked in a goodway, you know there fake, so lets go overboard, kinda like porn.
“Its like he dosent know, its like turrets.” That makes you feel sorry for him.
The girl goes face down into the cooler, spilling all the beer.


Thursday, February 1, 2007

Its MY Birthday!Check out the Cake I got!


Pretty sweet hunh? Well im kidding. Google search found it for me. Its my bday but i got class today:( and a couple midterms next week:( cant party too hard...unless i get my work done early!!!
Later

New Snoop Dogg Video Candy

Check out Nina in the Video.



Check out my girl Nina! Shes one of the blue haired girls on the right next to Snoop. Shes on the top friends on my MySpace check it out

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

MTV Video of the week.

Check it, I know one of the girls in the video. We went to high school together. The next super model? From a catholic school?WHAT?CrazyHunh !BLOW HER UP!


Look out for my girl Nina who appears in this! Shes in the new Snoop Dogg Candy video one of the blue haired girls.









Shes on my top friends on the MySpace!!!!

Tigger attack?

Check it out!

6 DRUMMERS ONE APARTMENT...MAYHEM


THATS SUPER WICKED!!

6 DRUMMERS ONE APARTMENT...MAYHEM


THATS SUPER WICKED!!

AN ACT TO AMEND THE HEALTH AND SAFETY CODE OF CALIFORNIA: Can we have legal pot?

I. Add Section 11357.5 to the Health and Safety Code of California, any laws or policies to the contrary notwithstanding:

1. No person, 21 years or older, shall be prosecuted, be denied any right or privilege, nor be subject to any criminal or civil penalties for the possession, cultivation, transportation, distribution, or consumption of cannabis/hemp/marijuana, including:

(a) Cannabis Hemp. (b) Hemp industrial products. (c) Hemp medicinal preparations. (d) Hemp nutritional products. (e) Hemp intoxicating products.

2. Definition of terms:

(a) The term "cannabis hemp" means the plant hemp, cannabis, marihuana, marijuana, cannabis sativa L, cannabis americana, cannabis chinensis, cannabis indica, cannabis ruderalis, cannabis sativa, or any variety of cannabis, including any derivative, extract, flower, leaf, particle, preparation, resin, root, salt, seed, stalk, stem, or any product thereof.

(b) The term "hemp industrial products" means all products made from cannabis hemp that are not designed or intended for human consumption, including, but not limited to: clothing, housing, paper, fiber, fuel, lubricants, plastics, paint, seed for cultivation, animal feed, veterinary medicine, oil, or any other product that is not designed for internal human consumption; as well as hemp plants used for crop rotation, erosion control, pest control, weed control, or any other horticultural or environmental purposes.

(c) The term "hemp medicinal preparations" means all products made from cannabis hemp that are designed, intended, or used for human consumption for the treatment of any human disease or condition, for pain relief, or for any healing purpose, including but not limited to: the treatment or relief of Alzheimer's and pre-Alzheimer's disease, arthritis, asthma, cramps, epilepsy, glaucoma, immunodeficiencies, migraine, multiple sclerosis, nausea, PMS, side effects of cancer chemotherapy, fibromyalgia, sickle cell anemia, spasticity, spinal injury, stress, Tourette's syndrome, wasting syndrome from AIDS or anorexia; use as an antibiotic, antibacterial, anti-viral, or anti-emetic; as a healing agent, or as an adjunct to any medical or herbal treatment.

(d) The term "hemp nutritional products" means cannabis hemp for human consumption as food, including but not limited to: seed, seed protein, seed oil, essential fatty acids, seed cake, dietary fiber, or any preparation or extract thereof.

(e) The term "hemp intoxicating products" means cannabis hemp intended for personal use, other than hemp industrial products, hemp medicinal preparations, or hemp nutritional products.

(f) The term "personal use" means the internal consumption of cannabis hemp by persons 21 years of age or older for any relaxational, spiritual, religious, recreational, or other purposes other than sale, that does not conflict with any statutory law not effected by this initiative.

3. Industrial hemp farmers, manufacturers, and distributors shall not be subject to any special zoning requirement, licensing fee, or tax that is excessive, discriminatory, or prohibitive.

4. Hemp medicinal preparations are hereby restored to the list of available medicines in California. Licensed physicians shall not be penalized for, nor restricted from, prescribing or recommending cannabis hemp for medical purposes to any patient, regardless of age. No tax shall be applied to prescribed hemp medicinal preparations. Medical research shall be encouraged.

5. Personal use of hemp intoxicating products.

(a) No permit, license, or tax shall be required for the non-commercial cultivation, transportation, distribution, or consumption of cannabis hemp.

(b) Testing for inactive and/or inert residual cannabis metabolites shall not be required for employment or insurance, nor be considered in determining employment.

6. Commerce in cannabis hemp intoxicating products shall be limited to adults, 21 years and older, and shall be regulated in a manner analogous to California's wine industry model. For the purpose of distinguishing personal from commercial production, up to 12 pounds (192 ounces) of dried, cured cannabis hemp flowers/bud (not leaf) produced per adult, 21 years or older, per year shall be considered as being for personal use.

7. The manufacture, marketing, distribution, or sales between adults of equipment or accessories designed to assist in the planting, cultivation, harvesting, curing, processing, packaging, storage, analysis, consumption, or transportation of cannabis hemp plants, industrial hemp products, hemp medicinal preparations, hemp nutritional products, hemp intoxicating products, or any cannabis hemp product shall not be prohibited.

8. No California law enforcement personnel or funds shall be used to assist or aid and abet in the enforcement of Federal cannabis/hemp/ marijuana laws involving acts which are hereby no longer illegal in the state of California.

II. Repeal, delete, and expunge any and all existing statutory laws that conflict with the provisions of this initiative.

1. Enactment of this initiative shall include: immediate release from prison, jail, parole, and probation, and clearing, expungement, and deletion of all criminal records for all persons currently charged with, or convicted of any cannabis hemp/marijuana offenses included in this initiative which are hereby no longer illegal.

2. Within 60 days of the passage of this act, the Attorney General shall develop and distribute a one-page application, providing for the destruction of all cannabis/hemp/marijuana criminal records in California for any such offense covered by this act. Such forms shall be distributed to district and city attorneys and made available at all police departments in the state to persons hereby affected. Upon filing such form with the Attorney General and a payment of a fee of $10.00, all pertinent records anywhere in the state of California fisted in the form and covered by this act shall be destroyed. Such persons may truthfully state that they have never been convicted of any cannabis/hemp/marijuana related offense which is hereby no longer illegal.

III. The legislature is authorized upon thorough investigation, to enact legislation
using reasonable standards to:

1. License concessionary establishments to distribute hemp intoxicating products in a manner analogous to California's wine industry model. Sufficient community outlets shall be licensed to provide reasonable commercial access to persons of legal age, so as to discourage and prevent the misuse of and illicit traffic in such products. Any license requirement or fee shall not be excessive, discriminatory, nor prohibitive.

2. Place an excise tax on commercial production of hemp intoxicating products, analogous to California's wine industry model, so long as no excise tax or combination of excise taxes shall exceed $10.00 per ounce.

3. Determine an acceptable and uniform standard of impairment based on performance testing, to restrict persons impaired by hemp intoxicating products from operating a motor vehicle or heavy machinery, or otherwise engaging in conduct that may affect public safety.

4. Regulate the personal use of hemp intoxicating products in enclosed and/or restricted public places.

IV. Pursuant to the Ninth and Tenth Amendments to the Constitution of the United States, the people of California hereby repudiate and challenge Federal cannabis/hemp/marijuana prohibitions that conflict with this act.

V. Severability: If any provision of this act, or the application of any such provision to any person or circumstance, shall be held invalid by any court, the remainder of this act, to the extent it can be given effect, or the application of such provisions to persons or circumstances other than those as to which it is held invalid, shall not be affected thereby, and to this end the provisions of this act are severable.

VI. Construction: If any rival or conflicting initiative regulating any matter addressed by this act receives the higher affirmative vote, then all non-conflicting parts shall become operative.

VII. Purpose of Act: This act is an exercise of the police powers of the state for the protection of the safety, welfare, health, and peace of the people and the environment of the state, to protect the industrial and medicinal uses of cannabis hemp, to eliminate the unlicensed and unlawful cultivation, selling, and dispensing of cannabis hemp; and to encourage temperance in the consumption of hemp intoxicating products. It is hereby declared that the subject matter of this act involves, in the highest degree, the ecological, economic, social, and moral well-being and safety of the State and of all its people. All provisions of this act shall be liberally construed for the accomplishment of these purposes: to respect human rights, to promote tolerance, and to end cannabis hemp prohibition.

More information about this can be found on Jack Herer’s website
http://www.jackherer.com

Discussions on this are being held in the forums here
http://www.420times.com/forums/california-cannabis-news/61182-california-cannabis-hemp-health-initiative-2008-a.html

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San Diego Charger Saftey; Public urniationn, ANOTHER NFL THUG

San Diego Super Charger Terrence Keil was getting into some trouble lately. The player was cited for urinating in public last month, his second run-in with the law in less than three months and the eighth by a San Diego player since April. This thug was outside of a strip club and decided to relieve himself were he thought he could not be seen.

Another example of the culture of the NFL and young affluent athletes.Are you surprised? I’m not. What can you expect when your weekly routine consists of a high-class strip clubs, high-class dance clubs among other nightlife associated within the cities of the US. Seriously these guys are always hanging out at strip clubs, getting mad faded. Usually something bad happens; thank god it was only something stupid a guy stumbling into a back ally and whipping out his Johnson to releave himself when there is a bathroom in the club. It could have been worse someone could of, someone could of smudged some ones Puma, and a thug from the players posse would have check that jig and pull out his piece.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Tiger Woods Buick Invitational and the crazy fan tackle

Tiger Woods tackles crazed fan; defends his clubs.
It was in sunny San Diego at a local country club when a golfer attacked a crazed fan. The attack came Saturday afternoon around noon when the last group of the day was rounding the ninth hole. In the group was, golf legend, Tiger Woods playing with a couple of tour players. It was the Buick Invitational, Tiger was lining up to sink a ten foot put. In the middle of his backstroke Tiger saw an image out of the corner of his eye. It was like a flash, Woods saw a man running from the gallery to his clubs. The man snatched up Woods clubs and tried to make his way off the course with Tigers clubs. Tiger being the stud that he is, gave chase for the crazed fan. Where YOU GOING WITH THOSE CLUBS PUNK, flew from Woods mouth as his feet moved into motion. Tiger lowered his shoulders like a football player and deliveries a massive hit, causing the man to hit the ground hard even bloodying the golf fan’s nose. When questioned later, the fan said he was going to SELL THEM ON EBAY. When asked about the hit, Woods said he was not going to let a thug take his clubs. He also expressed his worries about replacing the set of clubs.
Later

BE Hyphy but be careful


Did u see the kid hit the car? He hit the car just right after the he opened it up to ghost ride. HAHA stupid kids. Visit urbandictionary.com if you are not fimliar with any of this yay area slagnage. YAdadaImean read up there, keep up with the streets.
Holla
BIG M

ITS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!just like u heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are just mere hours from something big. Get excited, pumped, hyphy, crunk, anything to make the house swing. Yadada
Later


I found this for you kids. I think its funny.

Dem Sum Big Ol'e ChaChas

Notice when the video goes into slow motion, thats when it gets entertaining. Note the camera angle just the right angle. That uniform is totally hot.

I am out

Spare the talk, let me see the kill! Gears of War Sniper Montage

Yes this 8 minutes of one guy killing a bunch of fools on xbox live. But these kills are of the sniper kind. Yes lots of headshot, brain matter being splattered everywhere. 40 seconds into the video you get to see a final kill…A freakin headshot. The longer it goes on the better it gets but then its just a jig on live who will have you throwing your controller at the wall. I didn't finish watching it, don't really care either.

Later



!!BEARSWIN!! Bringing Back the SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE

!?!BEARS WIN!?!




Here are the self-proclaimed greatest fans in the world. Show me brother. Where did the Hulkster come from, has he been watching Hogan Knows Best? Watch the guy come from the back and go straight into an air. Ill let that one gocause they need to get something going. But the clip looked like it cut off. Just when he was going to tell us why they are here. The kid in the 91 jersey looks like the retarded kid from Crank Yankers. YAAAAAAAAAYYYY

Congrats to the Bears their headed to the super bowl with Sexy Rexy at the helm.

I am out.

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